sharonosbourne:

“why are you taking your laptop into the bathroom”

peacesword:

psyofficial:

are you from tennessee because your the only te

nnis player in the world congratulations

kaliforhnia:

there’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

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edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

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foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

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THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW

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ezriaforlife:

Is it me or says it: ‘might have a twin’ :o

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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